OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
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It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
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Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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