There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
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I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
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If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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