Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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