I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
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What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
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That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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