Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
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i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
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like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
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