I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
im calling her cock vulture from now on
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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