How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Randomize
