Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
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It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
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this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
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