she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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