Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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