If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
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I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
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RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
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