I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
tell me about the fingering
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