if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
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cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
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Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
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