At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
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Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
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at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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