I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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