i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
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I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
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Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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