you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
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Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
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I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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