she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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