Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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