There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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