rhymes with "ouble enetration"
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
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A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
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It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
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