are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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