Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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