people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize
