i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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