youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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