forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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