I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
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You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
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THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Sorry about my life...
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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