Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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