this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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