oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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