can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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