Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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