drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Are we still banned from the library?
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
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