This girl is more easily done than said...
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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