Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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