drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
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I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
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I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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