I bet he comes in French.
In America we eat man semen.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I party with great urgency now.
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