Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
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The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
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I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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