How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
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We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
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During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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