oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
