So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
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She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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