i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
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you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
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THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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