It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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