If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
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Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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