Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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