so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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