We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
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yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
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We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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