My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
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The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
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Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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