so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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