he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
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