it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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