M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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