Can Purell be used as lube?
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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